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Breakfast of Champions By Kurt Vonnegut Breakfast of Champions In Breakfast of Champions one of Kurt Vonnegut s most beloved characters the aging writer Kilgore Trout finds to his horror that a Midwest car dealer is taking his fiction as truth What follows is

  • Title: Breakfast of Champions
  • Author: Kurt Vonnegut
  • ISBN: 9780385334204
  • Page: 451
  • Format: Paperback
  • Breakfast of Champions By Kurt Vonnegut In Breakfast of Champions, one of Kurt Vonnegut s most beloved characters, the aging writer Kilgore Trout, finds to his horror that a Midwest car dealer is taking his fiction as truth What follows is murderously funny satire, as Vonnegut looks at war, sex, racism, success, politics, and pollution in America and reminds us how to see the truth.
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    1. Honey on said:

      I am about to finish Kurt Vonnegut s Breakfast of Champions I checked out the book from the Multnomah County Library four weeks ago I ve never read anything by Kurt Vonnegut before The book looks like this image error I m enjoying the book because it feels easy to read I m not enjoying the book because parts of it induce discomfort There are many things in the universe that make me feel the opposite of discomfort One of those things is a lava lamp A lava lamp emits light but also contains a bulb [...]

    2. Barry Pierce on said:

      A novel is a dead tree with words on it Breakfast of Champions is a great dead tree with words on it.

    3. Emily May on said:

      I have a little inner book snob that desperately wants to like Vonnegut In the very unlikely event that I should find myself at a convention of bookish intellectuals, I feel like I d fit right in if I sipped my champagne and said Oh yes, indeed, I simply adore what Vonnegut has to say about the absence of free will This is the kind of bollocks that runs through my mind on a daily basis Unfortunately, I just don t find him that funny most of the time Perhaps jokes about open beavers are funnier t [...]

    4. Lisa on said:

      The Emperor s New Clothes, As retold by Kurt Vonnegut, taking a leak view spoiler a main theme in Vonnegut s novel, symbolizing holding up a mirror hide spoiler in front of Humanity to mirror their fictionalized realities Vonnegut was apparently capable of prophetically foreshadowing what would happen to America in the 21st century, when leaks are indeed mirrors of the country s general condition America is really taking the piss, and he KNEW it would happen Once upon a time, there was a storyte [...]

    5. Tim P on said:

      God, what a terrible book of nonsense.The two main characters are just overly weird and bizarre for the sake of being bizarre And I mean really really bizarre I suspect many people say they like Vonnegut because he is so damn weird, but theres gotta be a purpose to it You can t just have completely random ridiculous thoughts that do not have any purpose towards the message of the story When you do that, its like the intellectual version of VH1 reality people love it for shock value, while I, and [...]

    6. Joe on said:

      Good old Kurt God rest his soul has truly helped me understand what all this fuss is about wide open beavers.This is a quick and rewarding read with funny drawings that makes you think about the world in a totally new way I love how Vonnegut writes about America as a civilization which died out long ago and is addressing an audience who knows nothing of it.This book is hilarious and heart breaking at the same time It follows a sci fi author Trout of Vonnegut s own creation who meets a Pontiac de [...]

    7. Ahmad Sharabiani on said:

      Breakfast of Champions or Goodbye Blue Monday, Kurt Vonnegut 2017 1393 312 9786002781147 20

    8. Anthony Vacca on said:

      Back before I nicked a diploma and put that particular time and place in the rearview, there were only two authors that nearly all of my fellow Liberal Arts College English majors blabbered on about unendingly Chuck Palahniuk and Kurt Vonnegut Lucky for us all that the Second Coming of Christ didn t happen just once but twice Even though I had read and liked Slaughterhouse Five as a young, emotionally stunted and delusional fifteen year old, I had also dutifully read through six of Chucky s stin [...]

    9. Lyn on said:

      This is one of my earliest favorites and I have gone back to revisit several times over the years.In high school I was both amazed and hooked by Vonnegut s wry humor and devilish mid western charm I have since caught on to the serious metaphors and themes into which he delves But the humor drew me in initially and makes me think of Vonnegut today Insanity explained as a chemical imbalance and dysfunctional families, relationships and communities described as matter of factly as a still life por [...]

    10. Bookdragon Sean on said:

      I needed this book You have no idea how much so Vonnegut is just so hilarious There is a certain sense of wisdom in perfect irony, and Vonnegut s irony is anything but perfect It boarders upon the outrageous and plain mad His ideas are crazy yet strangely perceptive it s like he sees beyond the idiotic surface world of human culture, of life itself, and makes fun of it He points at it and has a good old laugh If you read his books, he ll share it with you too He s good like that The things other [...]

    11. Justin on said:

      So this guy, Dwayne Hoover, is a rich owner of stuff, primarily a Pontiac dealership, and he has these bad chemicals in his brain Kilgore Trout is this completely unknown science fiction writer whose stories are printed in adult magazines and such Anyway, Dwayne reads one of Trout s novels and he thinks it s real which really messes with those bad chemicals in his brain The book is this collision course of these two meeting each other with all kinds of distractions and subplots and observations [...]

    12. Jason Koivu on said:

      Phew, it has been a LOOONG time since I ve read Vonnegut I mean classic Vonnegut It feels good to be back I mean no offense to his most recent work, but it just doesn t compare with what he put out from about the 60s through to the 80s It s all good stuff I mean, I ve read about a dozen books of his and I don t recall a true stinker in the lot But if I m going to recommend a Vonnegut to the interested and uninitiated, it s going to be something like Breakfast of Champions from 1973 This chuckle [...]

    13. Ian "Marvin" Graye on said:

      Breakfast of ChampignonsNow It Can Be Told, Thank GodSo I finished reading this novel soon after I arrived at my hotel, and I thought I d better write a review while it was still fresh in my mind But, first, I decided to go down to the cocktail lounge for a drink All the seats at the bar were taken, so I had to sit by myself at a table for four.The waitress took my order A dry martini When she returned, she placed it before me and said, Here it is The breakfast of champions I sucked on the lemon [...]

    14. Darwin8u on said:

      in nonsense is strength Kurt Vonnegut, Breakfast of ChampionsSometimes, I think of Breakfast of Champions as top shelf Vonnegut five stars Sometimes I think of it as second shelf Vonnegut four stars I think it could exist easily on both shelves Since I own a couple copies, and have read it a couple times, I will forever physically keep it on two shelves Library of America on one, Laurel Mass Market Paperback on a lower shelf The Laurel Mass Market is also the one I try to bribe and incentivize m [...]

    15. Manny on said:

      When I read this novel as a teenager, I remember finding the following paragraph strikingly witty 1492 As children we were taught to memorize this year with pride and joy as the year people began living full and imaginative lives on the continent of North America Actually, people had been living full and imaginative lives on the continent of North America for hundreds of years before that 1492 was simply the year sea pirates began to rob, cheat, and kill them.Though since then, the point has bee [...]

    16. Apatt on said:

      Listen What the hell was that I finished reading Breakfast of Champions, closed the book, went to , stared at that big empty review box, ate a cookie, stared at the screen some , hands hovering over the keyboard, not moving.And so on.Now, if you are thinking what is that stupid paragraph above Don t worry about it.My Achilles heel as a reader of modern fiction is that I don t cope well with unconventional narrative styles Streams of consciousness, omitted quotation marks, massive infodumps, page [...]

    17. MJ Nicholls on said:

      The House of Trouts Kilgore Trout s latest book, World s Funniest Thermonuclear Accidents, was forthcoming from Michael O Mara He shared a bathroom with Kilgore Trout, whose latest book, Complications in the Chrono Synclastic Infundibulum, had forthcome from Yale Press The two Trouts co rented a kitchen with Kilgore Trout, whose book I Was a Teenage Obergruppenf hrer, had not found a publisher All three Trouts did not read each other s books and did not discuss literary matters at all When one T [...]

    18. Jason on said:

      He was a graduate of West Point West Point was a military academy that turned young men into homicidal maniacs for use in war.Another brilliant ride through Vonnegut land Part comedy, part searing social satire, this book has its fourth wall broken than any other book I ve read At times, I may not have understood where it was going or what the point was, but it certainly left me satisfied Also, I am now completely convinced of Mr Vonnegut s influence over Douglas Adams.The Creator of the Univer [...]

    19. Vit Babenco on said:

      What is life we live from day to day What do we eat at breakfast How do we cope with our problems and what are we doing for fun What dreams do we dream and what ideas do we have in our heads The things other people have put into my head, at any rate, do not fit together nicely, are often useless and ugly, are out of proportion with one another, are out of proportion with life as it really is outside my head Some obey God, some obey government, some obey voices in their head and some obey no one [...]

    20. Nathan "N.R." Gaddis on said:

      Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, titsSHOLE.

    21. Daniel Clausen on said:

      Biting satire, crude drawings, crazy characters a deliciously low brow humor This is an amazing accomplishment Who is Kilgore Trout I m Kilgore Trout, you re Kilgore Trout He is every hack writing who ever felt overwhelmed by his creativity and underwhelmed by his talent He is anyone who has ever tried and failed I suppose there is a little Trout in all of us, especially if you like seafood One of the great things about the book is Kilgore Trout s endless imagination and his ability to come up w [...]

    22. Beth Kleinman on said:

      I should have liked this book It s about as Vonnegut as Vonnegut books go with Kilgore Trout as a leading character, and Vonnegut mixing his views into the narrative to the point of eventually inserting himself, as author, into the story And, of course, the book is filled with Vonnegut s humorous drawings and ability to return to an earlier observation in a way not unlike an incisive stand up comedian A modern day Mark Twain, Vonnegut has been one of my favorite authors for years So why would I [...]

    23. Brian Yahn on said:

      Kurt Vonnegut famously graded all of his books He gave Breakfast of Champions a C, and probably it deserves it.Although there s plenty to appreciate in terms of wit and humor, and although there s a few genius scenes, as a whole this satire doesn t compare with Cat s Cradle, Slaughterhouse Five, or The Sirens of Titan Where those books excel in clarity and being easy to follow, this one fails in a disorganized, meandering mess.As with everything Vonnegut wrote, reading it feels like experiencin [...]

    24. El on said:

      I shouldn t like this book It does things that I ve disliked other modern writers for doing, authors like Adam Levin or Dave Eggers I don t like excessive cleverness that smells like pretension I think a story can usually stand on its own without illustrations of staplers, and if it cannot then it probably wasn t a very good story to start I don t care for bells and whistles they re loud and distracting and jarring.Kurt Vonnegut might be the Godfather of Bells and Whistles And, by god, he manage [...]

    25. Erin Martin on said:

      This was the first Vonnegut book I read, when I was 13 I chose it from the ones my mother had because, when scanning through, I noticed the little drawings I am so grateful that those little drawings made me choose this book first Since then, after reading many others, I know it was definitely the best to introduce me to the Vonnegut genre It is lighthearted and funny, yet full of moments where the characters achieve great inner reflection, causing the reader to do the same Vonnegut changed my l [...]

    26. Oriana on said:

      Why Kurt Vonnegut is a genius As for the story itself, it was entitled The Dancing Fool Like so many Trout stories, it was about a tragic failure to communicate.Here was the plot A flying saucer creature named Zog arrived on Earth to explain how wars could be prevented and how cancer could be cured He brought the information from Margo, a planet where the natives conversed by means of farts and tap dancing Zog landed at night in Connecticut He had no sooner touched down than he saw a house on fi [...]

    27. Bettie☯ on said:

      Description In Breakfast of Champions, one of Kurt Vonnegut s most beloved characters, the aging writer Kilgore Trout, finds to his horror that a Midwest car dealer is taking his fiction as truth What follows is murderously funny satire, as Vonnegut looks at war, sex, racism, success, politics, and pollution in America and reminds us how to see the truth.3 Slaughterhouse Five 4 Cat s Cradle 4 Breakfast of Champions 5 Mother Night3 Gal pagos3 God Bless You, Mr RosewaterTR A Man Without a CountryT [...]

    28. Anne Zappa on said:

      I m convinced that Vonnegut s novels don t need any kind of spoiler alerts because he s probably gonna spill the beans on all the major plot twists ending in the first 20 pages itself.Preface This is a review a book titled BOC Goodbye Blue Monday, the latter might trick you into thinking that after reading this absurd satire on pretty much everything that is wrong with our civilization, from our stories to over population pollution, that one can finally be free from procrastinating on Mondays No [...]

    29. Gabrielle on said:

      I m struggling to review this Not because I didn t like it, on the contrary, I really loved this book Vonnegut s dark humor, sharp wit, insight and candor have never made me happier than in Breakfast of Champions But how does one summarize this messy, hysterical, heart breaking book Kilgore Trout wrote a silly sci fi novel, in which humans have been replaced by robots Dwayne Hoover is a successful car dealership owner who s sanity is slowly slipping away, and when he reads this book, he starts t [...]

    30. João Fernandes on said:

      I started reading this book on the Tube and as I began a small child started blasting joyful children s tunes in full sound on her mother s phone Obviously she was unaware of the strict unspoken rules who rule the cesspool of antisocial behaviour that is the London Underground, until her mother began to tell her to lower the volume She kept rising it and the mother kept telling her to lower it or else And I couldn t help but think how relevant all of this setting was to Vonnegut A child, unaware [...]

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