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Hey Nostradamus! By Douglas Coupland Hey Nostradamus Pregnant and secretly married Cheryl Anway scribbles what becomes her last will and testament on a school binder shortly before a rampaging trio of misfit classmates gun her down in a high school caf

  • Title: Hey Nostradamus!
  • Author: Douglas Coupland
  • ISBN: 9781582344157
  • Page: 308
  • Format: Paperback
  • Hey Nostradamus! By Douglas Coupland Pregnant and secretly married, Cheryl Anway scribbles what becomes her last will and testament on a school binder shortly before a rampaging trio of misfit classmates gun her down in a high school cafeteria Overrun with paranoia, teenage angst, and religious zeal in the massacre s wake, this sleepy suburban neighborhood declares its saints, brands its demons, and moves onPregnant and secretly married, Cheryl Anway scribbles what becomes her last will and testament on a school binder shortly before a rampaging trio of misfit classmates gun her down in a high school cafeteria Overrun with paranoia, teenage angst, and religious zeal in the massacre s wake, this sleepy suburban neighborhood declares its saints, brands its demons, and moves on But for a handful of people still reeling from that horrific day, life remains permanently derailed Four dramatically different characters tell their stories Cheryl, who calmly narrates her own death Jason, the boy no one knew was her husband, still marooned ten years later by his loss Heather, the woman trying to love the shattered Jason and Jason s father, Reg, whose rigid religiosity has separated him from nearly everyone he loves Hey Nostradamus is an unforgettable portrait of people wrestling with spirituality and with sorrow and its acceptance.
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    1. John Brooks on said:

      I have long been an avid Coupland fan and I first read Hey, Nostradamus when it was first released several years ago It moved me to tears, which doesn t happen entirely often, and stayed and played around in my head for several days after I finished it.I am reading it again, now In the last sixth months, two of my very dear friends, one 27 and the other 26, were killed, one accidentally and the other murdered They have mounted into a loss I ve found I can t quite get my head around Despite my su [...]

    2. Jason on said:

      The heart of a man is like deep water Oh wow, what a novel It s really no accident when novels become international bestsellers.I m at risk of sounding like a clich d critic, but screw it Hey Nostradamus is at times wickedly hilarious, stunningly poignant, and utterly tragic And I don t use those words lightly I don t say something is hilarious unless I ve laughed, and I often laughed aloud while reading this If you enjoy a witty and sarcastic sometimes dark humour, then you d enjoy this book On [...]

    3. Robert on said:

      Warning Do not read this while depressed.My primary coping mechanism whilst depressed is reading But picking up a random work from the stack of 200 or so unread books isn t gonna do the job The book has to be undemanding in terms effort to read and preferably plot driven and gripping James Blish was my go to author in this circumstance for many years but I ve read all his novels too many times in recent years Ditto a number of other authors who I know would fit the bill Which leads back to the u [...]

    4. Brandon on said:

      It s 1988 On a morning unlike any other at a suburban high school in Vancouver, 3 teens attempt to achieve the highest kill count in the history of school shootings Flash forward 11 years into the future the incident has or less been forgotten by most but remains ingrained in the memories of a select few closest to the tragedy.I was really enjoying this book I could go so far as to say I was loving it However, right up to about the halfway point, something so insane occurred that it took me com [...]

    5. Stephanie on said:

      This is the worst book I ve ever read and I ve read in progress drafts from beginning writers There s zero difference in the narrative voices There s a gimmick for how the story is being told ex a letter, notes by a court stenographer compelled to tell her story The plot is laughable and the character reactions could be called unrealistic if the characters themselves behaved the least like actual people I mean, Well someone saw us together in this Vegas hotel lobby so, naturally, I killed him no [...]

    6. Teresa on said:

      I knew basically nothing about this book before I started reading it And even though the flap mentions a massacre in the high school not a spoiler , I wasn t prepared for those details, and I as read the first part, I actually felt very scared, which was quite appropriate for what I was reading At the end, I again felt quite emotional, for different reasons, and was impressed with what the author could do.Crazy things happen in this book, but only one felt very unrealistic and that still kind of [...]

    7. L.P. Logan on said:

      What a great book I didn t know what to expect coming into this one, but wow The world can be a very awful place, and this one gives no apologies in depicting it as well as the lasting consequences of such things My heart hurts and I m still seeing here cheering for how it ended.

    8. Jennifer on said:

      I wanted the book to be so much MORE I was really intrigued by the description As far as I could tell, Jason and I were the only married students to have attended Delbrook It wasn t a neighborhood that married young It was neither religious nor irreligious, although back in the eleventh grade English class I did a tally of the twenty six students therein five abortions, three dope dealers, two total sluts, and one perpetual juvenile delinquent I think that s what softened me up for the conversio [...]

    9. Jo on said:

      I wish I could give this book 0 stars, that s how much I hate it I bought it for 3.00 from a Barnes Noble, and thought I d amuse myself with it on a plane ride home Not only did I want to grind my eyes out forever, I wanted to make it impossible to remember by causing permanent brain injury to myself.Someone told me, just the other day, when I was snarking on this novel that the authors of dime store romance novels have artistic and creative prose than Coupland It is my profound hope that the m [...]

    10. Rebecca on said:

      This book really moved me, which is a total surprise being that I grabbed it at the library because I liked its cover I know this could have been a bad idea, but I guess sometimes a good cover leads to a good inside too I love how the author gives each character a distinctly realistic voice, something that is rare in these multi perspective volumes It is beautiful how we see not only the perceptions of the character s own motives, but each person s perceptions of the other characters motives as [...]

    11. Jim on said:

      This is one case in which you can judge a book by its cover, and it happens to be terrible One star could possibly be too high a rating It reads as if written by a 9th grade student with a C grade in english.

    12. Ruth on said:

      mild spoilers below I love Douglas Coupland He just has this way of seeing through the superficialness of our culture and pulling so much depth and meaning out of it His characters experience such tremendous growth And he is so funny I am always alternating between being on the verge of tears and laughing outloud Sometimes it happens at the same time.This story is about a girl who is killed in a school shooting and how the lives of those who love her are affected by it The first part is told fro [...]

    13. Amanda on said:

      This is not a book that might have gotten my attention on the bookshelf, but was recommended to me by two close friends So I picked it up at the bookstore when it was on the bargain shelf for 5 and I had a gift certificate It then sat on my shelf for a few months until I started this whole reading marathon.I m sorry I waited so long to read it The way the 4 narrators told their stories and how you were able to understand how the actions of one person can affect so many people was wonderful It ma [...]

    14. Graham Crawford on said:

      Once you ve read a couple of Couplands, you quickly realize he essentially writes the same book over and over or perhaps it s kinder to say his books all circle the same set of concerns like his image of a B movie star being sucked into a maelstrom special effect This one covers very similar territory as The Gum Thief recovery from a tragedy finding connections through collaborate narratives , but for me, Hey Nostradamus didn t work anywhere near as well That s not to say it didn t have it s mom [...]

    15. Chris on said:

      Not long after I began reading this book I found myself wondering Is this young adult fiction it certainly reads like it Written in a straightforward, no frills style which, no doubt, was shrewdly designed to appeal to the angst ridden teenager it is a trashy ode to my parents suck which I could not bring myself to finish.The book is divided into four different sections each written from the point of view of four of the main characters as they struggle to hold together their lives after a high s [...]

    16. Urvashi Katiyar on said:

      Read this book Just do it.Cheryl s story is so beautiful and elaborate and makes you understand how beautiful this world is and how much we must cherish all the little details of our universe Her very real perspective forces you to be aware that all of us are very much alive Everyone feels SO MUCH and everyone is fully living their life second after second just as you are inside your head, and that is a very beautiful concept to be able to grasp This books exquisite writing makes it very easy to [...]

    17. Jason on said:

      Coupland 1 never convinces me that Reg s unrelenting, myopic, savage pieties could let alone would spring from a Mennonite upbringing and worldview indeed, Coupland exhibits so little understanding of the Mennonite perspective as to leave one wondering why Reg is written as having come from a Mennonite home in the first place , and 2 remains wearily incapable of giving his characters voices and ways of seeing the world distinct either from one another or from himself, and 3 commits the cardinal [...]

    18. Jonel Boyko on said:

      This is my first foray into the world of Coupland s writing I quite enjoyed the story that he developed The dark humour combined with the stark look at life and humanity to make an interesting and captivating read There were times when I was utterly captivated with the story and others when I found the pace of the story lagged a bit The large passage of time in the novel was quite well done It was quite interesting to see how a single event affected 4 different individuals over the span of decad [...]

    19. Scot on said:

      Given that it is built around at least three moments of murderous violence, I did not expect my post read reflection on this story to be so well, peaceful Not an apology for violence by any means, but rather a pretty profound cataloging of many various types of tragedy, and a criticism of the endless ways in which people can bring these flavors of tragedy upon themselves and others However, in the end, the point of the story for me is one of redemption in the corresponding catalog of the ways in [...]

    20. Iz on said:

      A disjointed story about how pretty much everyone dies alone and lonely, and this is all connected to high school shootings, teen pregnancy, quickie Vegas weddings with murderous recent widows, car crashes, face twins, losing faith, clones, and people disappearing Actually I might be doing a disservice here because if I read this review I would have got the false impression that this book is actually interesting it wasn t, I didn t connect with the story or the people, and the plot was weak It s [...]

    21. Liv on said:

      Well this was a depressing read In 1988, a school shooting rocks a Canadian community a tale we hear through the voice of one of the victims, a young girl now stuck in purgatory Then we jump years ahead to follow the lives of people who are still feeling the repercussions of this horrid event A very different telling of such a story Don t know if I want to read Copeland, simply because it was such a downer.

    22. M on said:

      Huh Bad sign when the book s antecedent action is so much appealing than the actual plot, and when you find yourself thinking this is too dark to be funny, too quirky to be taken seriously, and too odd to be enjoyed.

    23. Clelia on said:

      I wish I could meet someone else who loved Douglas Coupland Whenever I finish a novel of his I feel luminous, hyperaware, and so happy to be alive in this sad, scary, beautiful world.

    24. Manar on said:

      Hey, Nostradamus I liked the book, but some parts were a little bit weird.I really liked the genre of this book, that s why I chose this book But I had no idea where the book was going about The fact that the story in this book can be true convicted me When I understand the story I liked it, so the book has surprised me But some parts of the book were really weird One example is Cheryl who was already dead, but still tells some stories in the book Sometimes that was really difficult to understan [...]

    25. jazmyn haiayiele on said:

      3.5 starsThere wasn t a real distinct difference between the narrator voices, and that bothered me, but other than that, I enjoyed this book.

    26. Rogine on said:

      Hey Nostradamus was Douglas Coupland s response to how media wrongly put too much focus on the perpetrators of the Columbine High School Massacre of 1999 rather than the victims themselves With this novel, he explored the points of view of victims who were both directly and indirectly affected by the unfortunate incident This way, Coupland gave each of them a voice that told the stories that media refused to pay attention to simply because of the lack of spice that will give them high ratings It [...]

    27. Jonathan on said:

      So we have four narrators for the four sections of Hey Nostradamus Cheryl, Jason, Heather, and Reg They narrate their parts of the story in 1988, 1999, 2003, and 2004 respectively Cheryl and Jason were high school lovers in 1988 Heather is Jason s girlfriend in 2003 Reg is Jason s religious fanatic father A horrific 1988 Vancouver high school shooting which vaguely anticipates Columbine sets the narratives in motion.Coupland s characterization of the four narrators is deft and sympathetic, or at [...]

    28. Nathan on said:

      Douglas Coupland always runs hot or cold for me As a child of the 90s his novels were a huge influence on me Microserfs being one of the few books I can honestly call life changing but often than not my now jaded near thirtysomething self finds the reflexive irony and shameless zeitgeistiness of his books too cutsy for their own good After jPod I was about ready to write Coupland off altogether, but on a whim I picked up Hey Nostradamus at a used book shop over Christmas vacation I m profoundly [...]

    29. Luis on said:

      My first words after reading were Oh my God This is some serious depressing shit.It is centered on the idea of belief and whatever consequences we get playing around that idea This is a really hard book to review It s serious, it s full of scattered thoughts that I cannot put together to write a review about I stared for about 2 minutes after writing that sentence Hmm Basically it s about belief And what s the first thing that comes to mind Religion But this book is not preachy or whatever If an [...]

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